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Writer's pictureChris Anderson

Inappropriate titles for children's books.

Everyone remembers being a child and growing up without a care in the world. Frolicking through fields of tall grass and dandelions. Building a snowman so that you finally have a friend in this world. Rubbing sandpaper on your knees to make it look like you were socializing. Throwing rocks at oncoming traffic. And even getting together with friends to cover the neighbor's driveway in a thick sheet of creamy mayonnaise. Well, one of my favorite memories was when my mom and dad would read me my favorite bedtime stories. Some of these included Goodnight Moon, Where The Wild Things Are, The Shining, Green Eggs and Ham, and many more. With all the great children's books out there, there are also many titles that should never be written or published. Today, we'll go through my 23 favorite titles. I might be missing some gems, so make sure to drop a comment with your favorite children's books!


My 23 favorite inappropriate titles for children's books:


  1. Strangers Have The Best Candy

  2. The Pop-Up Book Of Human Anatomy

  3. Fun Four-Letter Words To Know And Share

  4. Running With Scissors

  5. The Kids Guide To Hitchhiking

  6. Some Kittens Can Fly

  7. Curious George And The High-Voltage Fence

  8. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption

  9. The Magical World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator

  10. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

  11. You Are Different, And That's Bad

  12. You Were An Accident

  13. Best Friends: Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet

  14. Your Nightmares Are Real

  15. Magic Tree House: I Found A Bag Of Needles, Let's Poke Each Other

  16. 101 Fun Games To Play In The Road

  17. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid

  18. Siblings Fight With Machetes

  19. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy

  20. How Glue Is Made

  21. Let's Start A Cult

  22. Watch Me Feed This Squirrel Ambien

  23. Do You Want To Play With My Balls? (This is a real book)


Thanks for stopping by and have a great day! :)


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Guest
Oct 18

That’s great 🤭

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Guest
Oct 18

Hahaha, All My Friends Are Dead is another good one...and a real book title =D

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