Everyone remembers being a child and growing up without a care in the world. Frolicking through fields of tall grass and dandelions. Building a snowman so that you finally have a friend in this world. Rubbing sandpaper on your knees to make it look like you were socializing. Throwing rocks at oncoming traffic. And even getting together with friends to cover the neighbor's driveway in a thick sheet of creamy mayonnaise. Well, one of my favorite memories was when my mom and dad would read me my favorite bedtime stories. Some of these included Goodnight Moon, Where The Wild Things Are, The Shining, Green Eggs and Ham, and many more. With all the great children's books out there, there are also many titles that should never be written or published. Today, we'll go through my 23 favorite titles. I might be missing some gems, so make sure to drop a comment with your favorite children's books!
My 23 favorite inappropriate titles for children's books:
Strangers Have The Best Candy
The Pop-Up Book Of Human Anatomy
Fun Four-Letter Words To Know And Share
Running With Scissors
The Kids Guide To Hitchhiking
Some Kittens Can Fly
Curious George And The High-Voltage Fence
That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
The Magical World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
You Are Different, And That's Bad
You Were An Accident
Best Friends: Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet
Your Nightmares Are Real
Magic Tree House: I Found A Bag Of Needles, Let's Poke Each Other
101 Fun Games To Play In The Road
You Can't Help It If You're Stupid
Siblings Fight With Machetes
I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy
How Glue Is Made
Let's Start A Cult
Watch Me Feed This Squirrel Ambien
Do You Want To Play With My Balls? (This is a real book)
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That’s great 🤭
Hahaha, All My Friends Are Dead is another good one...and a real book title =D