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Writer's pictureChris Anderson

A stupid decision leads to another losing effort for the Gophers, Penn St wins 26-25. Next up, the battle for Paul Bunyan's Axe in Madison. #SkiUMah

The Minnesota Gophers played a heck of a game against the 4th ranked Penn State Nittany Lions before being let down by another dumb in game coaching decision. The Gophers players deserved to win this one. Down 26-22 late in the 4th quarter, the Gophers decided to run a trick pass play to the Left Tackle on 2nd and goal that failed miserably. Even if he had caught it, there is zero chance he would have scored. It was a wasted play when we needed a touchdown to take the lead and win. Instead, it got to 4th down and we kicked the field goal to bring the score to 26-25...only to never see the ball again. Just incredibly disappointing.


This Friday, we will see the 6-5 Minnesota Gophers take on the 5-6 Wiscansin Badgers in the battle for Paul Bunyan's Axe! Here are my game notes:


  • The Gophers have the opportunity to prevent Wiscansin from making a bowl game, with a win.

  • The Badgers suck.

  • F*** Wiscansin.

  • Minnesota is WAY better than Wiscansin.

  • Wiscansin cheese is disgusting and if you eat it, you are a nasty human being.

  • Wiscansin leads the all-time series at 63-62-8. It will be tied up after this game.

  • Minnesota has more named and unnamed lakes than Wiscansin. This is a fact.

  • Brosmer, Taylor, Jackson, Perich, Joyner, and Lindenberg are going to have huge games.

  • My girlfriend thinks Wiscansin will win 42-28...yuck...she is obviously wrong.

  • My dad thinks the Badgers will win by 10...also wrong. (He wants the Gophers to win, though.)

  • My intelligent brother thinks the Gophers will win by 1 billions points. He is very smart.

  • Minnesota will win this game 48-13 while securing 4+ interceptions and completely dominating Wiscansin from start to finish because the Badgers SUCK BALLS!


Come on, Gophers! Let's finish the season on a high note and head into bowl season with the Axe! Happy Thanksgiving!



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Nov 29

Yayyy 🪓

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